Monday, January 14, 2008

Quotes V

"In the real world, superhero registration would be at least mandatory. However, let's be completely honest--not even the Ultimate universe goes far enough with how superheroes would be treated. These people would be dehumanized and used as weapons, period." Eric Teall

"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled." Richard Feynman

"Orc is a recessive gene." Bamdy

"That means you're qualified to reach inside men's pants." Bamdy

"I'm illegitimate -- uh, illiterate." Tim

"Do they make saddles for cows?" Quantumelfmage

"I think we're just big dumb crazy squirrels that like to collect stuff." Paul Saffo

"Libertarianism is anarchy for rich people." Pete Sears

"A good story is like a garden carried in the pocket." African proverb

"Oh Martin, why'd you have to go and explode?" Artemis

"Next time a dorky guy hits on you at the bars, just look him over cursorily and say, "My analysis indicates that you are Genetotype 27R, Subset 79W, which unfortunately falls well outside my acceptable parameters." Not only does this let him down firmly but gently, it makes him feel better because he realizes you're much dorkier than he is." Scipio

"How many other people do you know who have a dollar bill signed by Dweezil Zappa?" Will Thornton

"Reminds me of an argument I got into with a pro-forced pregnancy dude who went on about the unique genetic identity of an embryo, and how that unique combination will never occur again and blah blah blah fetus magic." Vanessa

"I don't want to be dead. I want to be alive. Or a cowboy." Caboose

"Back off, man. I'm a scientist." Dr. Peter Venkman.

"You can lay back and enjoy the wall." Dustin

"It is okay to want to touch it, Superman. That is the natural response to a hat so sexy." Batman

"Ha, loser. A true tactician doesn't know WHAT the hell he's doing until he's halfway done with it." - Quint

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a completely ad-hoc plot device" - David Langford

"No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called More Motherfucking Snakes on More Motherfucking Planes." Samuel L. Jackson

"You can't be both pro-life and anti-zombie." anonymous?

"The Fire King was intensely loyal to his friends. Growing up as basically an outcast wherever he went, he was not about to throw away friendships over something as minor as world domination." Rich Burlew

"Wild animals don't wear pants." David Landy

"You don't have relationships. I have relationships. You have 'hide in your room and swear at people.'" Qwerty

"Do you know how many times Elvis has come back from the dead? More than three, okay?" quantumelfmage

"To me, D&D is not about trying to recreate 12th century England. It's Conan meets Aragorn and Boba Fett to go kick Kulan Gath's boney behind." Hussar on EN World

"Maybe 'hooten blag' was just his accent." Oddysey