There are no stupid questions. Only questions that tend not to edification.
"Snakes are basically the funniest animals ever. Except maybe weasels. But weasels are basically just snakes with fur."
"I'd say he's about a 4.5, on a scale of 1 to Hitler."
Realism is over-rated.
Today, I wondered if I could kill myself with Metamucil.
Kung Pao Squid
Whack-a-Mole is a universal principle.