I want to start a new religion. One where you worship whatever you want, as long as it comes from a roleplaying game, video game, or similar source.
I'd call it "video game polytheism," except that'd rule out Vecna and Pelor and all that gang. And I'd call it "RPG polytheism," except that'd rule out Mar and whatnot.
It'd mostly be an excuse to go "By the nine!" in casual conversation. Not that I need one.
I spend too much time thinking up ways to make people think I'm weird.