Thursday, June 07, 2007

Poor Kitten

I killed my kitten today. I was trying to throw it a treat, but accidentally threw a longsword.

Now God is angry at me.


  1. Monorail Cat has run out of Track.

  2. I note that you put no context in this post. If I didn't understand what you were talking about, I would be highly concerned.

    Sorry about the death of your kitten. It is unfortunate, as kittens make excellent shoplifters.

  3. I have no need for your pitiful context! I wish only to attract the attention of . . . SUPERMAN!