Quotes II

"If I was in a gang, I'd totally run away from Wishbone, because I'd be all like 'Oh shit! It's Wishbone!'" -- David

"They sell themselves for money on the street. To inanimate objects." -- David

"I knew that someday Flava Flav would influence trends in European high-fashion." -- Dr. Thorpe

"You have failed to protect the Queen. Turn in your big tall hat immediately and report to the runway." -- Dr. Thorpe

"Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad with power." -- Charles Beard

“Wake up! We need to leave before the black market closes.” – Captain Blank

"No one ever shanked Jesus." -- Qwerty

"Anything genocide-related, I want to save as a last resort." Secretary of Defense Robert Stark

"I got a crush for the freaky one, and nothing feels better than Machinegun GoGo." -- Panzer AG

"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before." -- Dwight Eisenhower

"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week." -- General George S. Patton

"Cheerios are full of mystery!" -- Kevin Read (?)

"I think it's a helpful thing for the development of the character of a young person to be different from their peers. It's a blessing to be different and stand up for that." -- Mitt Romney

"Oddysey, Marill breeding is not a valid hobby." -- Rae

"Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." -- Flannery O'Connor

"There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there is no excuse for boredom, ever." -- Viggo Mortensen

"I realize I am generalizing here, but, as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care." -- Dave Barry

"It's kind of like porn, Keith. It's Star Trek." -- Margaret S.

"Saving world. Please don't turn off your computer." -- Fable

"It's like trip spec'ing, except with the Force." -- Rae

"If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words."
-- Fran Lebowitz

"What was his name? Banjo or something? Played the drums for the Beatles." -- Qwerty

"It is my opinion that if you put a hat on a bear, you deserve whatever comes next." -- Gabe

"You know, there's a fine line between excessive sarcasm and permanent bitterness." -- Phillip

"This is America, which makes you the Prince of absolutely fucking nobody." -- Paul

"Oh, sure. We're safe from Lite Brites. But what'll happen when the Lego people of Connectitron-5 attack?" -- Mike Dowden

"Think of alignment as crusty ol' grandpa in his rocker. Old, wants to help you, and not always very lucid." -- Rick_TWA

"If I had a reason for everything I did, I'd be crazy." -- Fighter

"That quiet chomping noise you're hearing is the noise that my backbrain makes while it's eating my forebrain." -- Darren MacLennan